and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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