i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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