so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Randomize
