Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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