i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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