She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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