Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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