I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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