: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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