Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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