Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Your penis caused this!
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