it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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