If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You brought string cheese to the strip club
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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