But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I wish you could order shots online.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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