Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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