The best revenge is premature balding
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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