im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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