we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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