So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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