I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
