i think i have herpe
just one?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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