I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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