i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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