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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
3 2 1 whiskey
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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