The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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