Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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