I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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