There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Randomize
