Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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