evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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