im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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