question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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