Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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