Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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