you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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