I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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