butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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