Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
is it fun? or sober?
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