You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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