Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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