i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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