Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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