is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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