Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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