Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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