Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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