Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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