Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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