I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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