I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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