I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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