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(303): View more from Colorado

Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.

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(425): View more from Washington

all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.

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(614): View more from Ohio

i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"

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(248): View more from Michigan

Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?

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(646): View more from New York

When was the last time you got laid?

(669): View more from California

When was the last time you came home sober?

(646): View more from New York

touche

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