so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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