11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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