I wish I could teleport
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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