Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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